therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
In other news, I just burned my penis
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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