so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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