I cockslap morals
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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