Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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