I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
We are all done wearing pants today
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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