you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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