Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Randomize
