so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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