Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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