Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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