too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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