One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
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