is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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