i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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