I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I understand Curling. That high.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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