We're like a lot better than the average bears
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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