Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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