Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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