420 ftw
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
