you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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