So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
