i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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