So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I pour the whiskey from now on
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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