The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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