No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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