scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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