woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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