You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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