i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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