They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I pour the whiskey from now on
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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