I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
it's great music for shaving your balls
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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