How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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