How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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