Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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