dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Randomize
