You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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