Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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