Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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