sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
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