I want to walk on stilts...naked
I can text with my tongue
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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