We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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