ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
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