People with herpes should wear stickers.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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