found the other keg... it's in the tree
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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