i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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