things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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