He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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