WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
Randomize
