I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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