hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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