hell yes lets make some ravioli
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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