You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
We need to get me chipped asap
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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