i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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